Jimmy's new CD - "The Country Glipe" has just been released. Containing 5 of his best loved poems, it's over an hour of fun and games.

You'll split you're sides at "Divil the wan wud hev me" the story of a bachelor farmer and his attempts get a wife. This was Jimmy's first foray into humorous verse at the "Bard of Armagh" Competition and the audience loved it, as I'm sure you will.

Next up is "The Uncommon Agricultural Policy", a nightmare scenario where the farm is taken over by a mixture of Microsoft and Animal Farm. I hear Jimmy is still "taking that stuff they fed the boar".

"Getting your Goat" is the story of another an old farmer from South Armagh and his nieces's fraught love-life with Jeremy from Cultra who finally gets his comeuppance at the wrong end of a buck goat.

"Foreign Feedin'" won the Bard of Armagh competition in 2004. Jimmy was "reared on spuds and tay" and the current trend for exotic food doesn't really suit him. Belly Laughs aplenty as he plots revenge on the Indians for their Vindaloo.

Last but not least is "Barred of Armagh" , the story of a man with a drink problem - he can't get any. Follow him through all the pubs in the town as he get barred from each in a rip-roaring journey of laughs.

Every home should have one. Get your copy now direct from Jimmy.